i´ve got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up,
to blame me for his life.
i get bunches of roses, from another guy
and hate mail from his wife.
i date a stupid jerk who forgets my name,
likes to make love while watching tv.
and some guy calls in the middle of the night,
just so i can hear him breathe

lucky me,
lucky, lucky me
i have everything in this whole wide world,
a girl could ever need, lucky me

i´ve got a great car,
it´s a red convertible, made by mattel.
got a nice house in the suburbs,
with ´hell´s angels´ for neighbours as well.
i´ve got a scholarship for a hundred years of college
i wanna study dentistry,
but my folks just want me married,
and popping out the grand kids,
to keep them company

chorus

lucky, lucky little old me
i have everything in this whole wide world
a girl could ever need, lucky me

(lucky me, lucky me)

i think i wanna join the hare krishnas,
give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair.
there´s nothing that i have right now that brings me any joy,
when i´m shopping at the mall, can´t find it anywhere.

but i´ve got my tamagotchi,
and i´ve got my wristwatch phone.
i got so many friends on the internet,
i could never be alone.
i´ve got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax,
but not enough to quit my job.
got a fool´s gold ring and credit card debt,
psychiatrist for my dog.

lucky me
lucky, lucky little old me
i have everything in this whole wide world
a girl could ever need, lucky me

repeats to fade