valentine´s day þarký sözü

when the postman don´t call on valentine´s day
and santa claus don´t come on a christmas day
that umbrella won´t work on a rainy day
don´t ask me, i already know

when they find you beached on the barrier reef
and the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
the choice is yours, sure, saint or thief
don´t ask me i already know

when they baked your cake in little slices,
kept your eyes on rising prices,
wound up winning booby prizes;
i´m sure you´d like to think you know what life is

find destiny through magazines
liplicking, unzipping
harpers and queens
from here to eternity,
without in-betweens,
don´t ask me, i already know

with your heart on parade and your heart on parole
i hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole
school for scandal,
guess who´s enrolled?
so ask me, i already know

when they find you beached on the barrier reef
when the postman don´t call on valentine´s day
when the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
when you don´t tell the truth, that´s the price you pay

when i´m shaking a hand, i´m clenching a fist
if you gave me a pound for the moments i missed
and i got dancing lessons for all the lips i shoulda kissed
i´d be a millionaire
i´d be a fred astaire