i got 29 ways to make it to my baby´s door
i got 29 ways to make it to my baby´s door
and if she needs me bad
i can find about two or three more

i got one through the basement
two down the hall
and when the going gets tough
i got a hole in the wall
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i can come through the chimney like santa claus
go through the window and that ain´t all
a lot of good ways i don´t want you to know
i even got a hole in the bedroom floor

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i got a way through the closet behind her clothes
a way through the attic that no one knows
a master key that fits every lock
a hidden door behind the grandfather clock

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