freeze dried man

jeffrey dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man
so he could do things he enjoyed again and again
jeff said he´d fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man
and pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand

jeffrey had a plan
to freeze dry a man
but the device was thirty grand
so the thought was quickly canned

he went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man
he told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie
instead jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man
but the device was thirty grand, so the thought was quickly canned

jeffrey had a plan
to freeze dry a man
but the device was thirty grand
so the thought was quickly canned