do you remember when men wore skirts? - so hip!
in kipper ties like jealous flirts - so hip!
in calico and in brocade shirts - so hip it hurts!

do you remember when girls wore slacks? - so hip!
traffic stops, men get heart attacks - so hip!
seems so strange that they took it like that - so hip it hurts!

he´s so hip - so hip it...
she´s so hip - so hip it...
they´re so hip - so hip it hurts!
so hip it...

whose the girl with the kinski eyes? - so hot!
they kind of face you could idolise - so what!
the kind of shape that gets advertised - so hip it hurts!

once it was normal for a girl to curtsey
i´ll admit even though it hurts me
she´d squeeze informal until it screams for mercy
so hip it hurts!

he´s so hip - so hip it...
she´s so hip - so hip it...
they´re so hip - so hip it hurts!
so hip it hurts!
so hip it...

afro-wigs on albino squares...
polka-dots on alpaca flares...
solar powered electric chairs...
so hip it hurts