if i was in the fridge, would you open the door?
if i was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
if i was your body, would you still wear clothes?
if i was a booger, would you blow your nose?
would you keep it? would you eat it?
i´m just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.

if i was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
if i was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
if i was a rubber check would you let me bounce
up and down inside your bank account?
would ya trust me, not to break you?
i´m just tryin really hard to make you,
notice me being around.

if i was a haircut would you wear a hat?
if i was a maid, could i clean your flat?
if i was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,
in time to save me from mud off the street?
if you like me, if you love me,
why don´t you get down on your knees
and scrub me?
i´m a little grubby
from being around.