i heard he was gonna marry some girl from denver
then my sister came over, had the sunday paper with her
there was the girl on the social page
lookin´ in love and all engaged
we decided she don´t take a very good picture

it may be my family´s redneck nature
rubbin´ off, bringin´ out unlady-like behavior
it sure ain´t christian to judge a stranger
but i don´t like her
she may be an angel who spends all winter
bringin´ the homeless blankets and dinner
a regular nobel peace prize winner
but i really hate her
i´ll think of a reason later

i drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
i couldn´t be happier on my own
but i´ve got the slightest of a jealous bone
and seein´ her with him tends to enlarge it

it may be my family´s redneck nature
rubbin´ off, bringin´ out unlady-like behavior
it sure ain´t christian to judge a stranger
but i don´t like her
she may be an angel who spends all winter
bringin´ the homeless blankets and dinner
a regular nobel peace prize winner
but i really hate her
i´ll think of a reason later

inside her head may lay all the answers
for curin´ diseases from baldness to cancer
salt of the earth and a real good dancer
but i really hate her
i´ll think of a reason later

(spoken) well, it was just one tooth
did i mention i don´t particularly care for her?
she makes me sick...