menfolks just don´t understand
sympathy for a wretch like me
i´m a handle to wind the tongue
just a bitch in heat

menfolks just can´t even see
my fifty puppies and tits to my knees
stretch marks - hair like grease
just a bitch in heat

yeah i want it bad
so bad i´m howlin´
and all you dogs sniffin´ butts outside
don´t need it half as much as me...

dachshunds and st. bernards
going mad in my front yard
big and small - i´ll have ´em all
just a bitch in heat

menfolks just can´t conceive
i´m at the mercy of chemistry
every spring you get itchy feet
ain´t nothin´ compared to this heat
i´m honey in heat with nothin´ to do
´cept wait around for mutts like you
i guess i´m just an easy lay
until they day they get me...
yeah i want it bad
so bad i´m howlin´
and all you dogs sniffin´ butts outside
don´t need it half as much as need it half as much as
yeah i want it bad
so bad i´m howlin´
and all you dogs swingin´ cats outside
don´t need it half as much as me