i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
all my friends tell me i´m a basket case
i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

i got so drunk
i don´t remember what happened
but everybody said
i had a real good time

i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
all my friends tell me i´m a basket case
i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

went to a bar
i met a guy, he bought me white russians
i puked outside in the parking lot
while he tried to kiss me

seein´ blurry
talkin´ slurry
feelin´ queasy
this is sleazy

i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
all my friends tell me i´m a basket case
i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

i went for drinks in hollywood
came to somewhere in hawthorne
broke up a bush, drove into a tree
and rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open

seein´ blurry
talkin´ slurry
feelin´ queasy
this is sleazy