back in the muther fuckin saddle
my six shooter strapped and i´m lookin for a battle
out on the plains i´m just a loner
my saddle horn rubs right and yo it´s givin me a boner
i got thoughts of annie oakley
but that buck toothed tramp in that last town she broke me
and we didn´t even fuck
i gave my last gold tooth ´n gold nugget to get my dick sucked
3 days out on the frontier
and i´d kill for a cheap whore and a barrel of cold beer
i need a slut for a service
i take a peak at the shiip and they all run away nervous
man i gotta get my rocks off
cuz my wranglers don´t fit right unless my cock´s soft
long nights by the fire me a trigger.....go figure
(chorus)i´m a desperate rado
didn´t take any practice
a desperate rado
got a cock like a cactus
now i drift through the desert like a wild coyote
horny as a toad trippin off peyote
holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack
i´m known thru out the west as the pie eyed mack
and to the law i´m no stranger
i´m wanted dead or alive cuz i shot the lone ranger
and then tonto tried to get down
so i boned his bitch slit hes throat and then i skipped town
that´s the way i run my show
paint towns red
fuck hoes and then i lay low
i know you think i´m archaic
but my dick´s like a sword
i see pussy and wanna slay it
out on the plains it gets linely
sometimes i feel homely
new faces
new towns no one knows me
guns cocked in my holster
u see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a poster
i´m always lookin for the quick buck
then always blowin my cash on a bitch with a big butt
some say my head´s hollow
fuck em....i´m just a
(chorus ii)desperate rado
trottin thru the bad lands
a desperate rado
tokin down with all the cowhands
a desperate rado
didn´t take much practice
a desperate rado
got a cock like a cactus
now i fuck whores by the scores up ten fold on any fellow
in any town i can be found at the local bordello
never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs draggin,
and when i´m kickin dust you better circle up the wagons
so when i rip thru your town don´t be gawkin
just tip your hat and tex keep walkin
cuz i´m a gun slingin top hand
fuck with me and you´ll go out like custer at his last stand
i´m a low down buckaroo
if you leave me alone with your mother then i´ll fuck her too
cuz i´m a sidewinding nomad
and morals in upbringing is something that i never had
known as the ruff ridin texan
a bad buck from the day of my inception.
and i was raised in the poor house
my mother kicked me out so she could start a whore house
now since the day i left the corral
i´ve been on a quest for the plant that´s called mescal
cuz pale rider once pulled me aside
and told me that high was the best way to ride...
(chorus iii)now i´m a desperate rado
always lookin for a fight
a desperate rado
puffin on a peace pipe
i´m a desperate rado
on the run from the law
a desperate rado baddest one you ever saw