hey, mister, would you like my sister
her name is juanita,
i think. you´d like to meet her.
she´s a little bit risky,
drinking always whiskey.
but she´s really a tiger
take you right inside her.

hey, mister, got another sister
her name is dolores
she likes pretty colores;
she´s a little bit silly,
eating always chili;

but she´s very sexy,
take her home in a taxi.

hey, juanita, juanita banana
hey, juanita, would you hold my banana;
i´d like it now, i don´t mean manana.

hey, brother, what about my mother
she´s only just forty
she´s especially naughty.
she knows a lot a tricks,
more than the younger chicks.
and if you don´t like my mother,
i got a very nice brother.