when it comes to discussing bananas,
i am moved to extravagant praise;
for the banana is firm and substantial,
and may be used in a number of ways.

with more presence than leeks or asparagus,
and more charm than the brusque bamboo;
the banana has style and a curious smile,
perceptible only to few.

the banana is not a romantic,
in the popular sense of the thing;
approach it without care or caution,
and you trip on its slippery skin.

so be aware of the gallant banana,
when your tolerance seems to be thin;
and instead of the boot or the bullet,
just put that banana in....