an audience with you þarký sözü

your footman barred me from the door
said i couldn´t see you no more
what´s with this bureaucracy
when i filled the forms you left for me
he´s a loyal man who waits for you
where loyalty is such taboo
sixteen keyholes in one straight line
i look through them from time to time
the weather down your end looks fine
but the forecast´s grim down mine
i´m no gamble better understand
i like to know the story plan
people say i got no sense
but i´m waiting for an audience with you

and all the wrestlers you´ve employed
and all the boys with whom you toyed
you tell me please don´t get annoyed
you´re behaving like some helen of troy
i don´t care for original sin
it´s a stupid world we´re living in
your paid assassin makes me wait
he eats with fingers off his plate
he says you´ve got a pressing date
with r.i.ps and heads of state
i know that he won´t let me in
cos villains always have bad skin
people say i got no sense
but i´m waiting for an audience with you

a plastic surgeon´s your best friend
he´s got the means to any end
he´s so efficient, you´re so vain
so we won´t see your face again
heaven knows how hard you tried
hell was such a bumpy ride
the widow with the holy eyes
got a pistol strapped into her thighs
says you´re as sweet as apple pie
you only get so bitchy cos you´re shy
but that´s a load of papal bull
i put you on that pedestal
people say i got no sense
but i´m waiting for an audience with you

give me the strength of hercules
his fallen arches, water knees
and please please let me be like i oughtta be
lost and lonely, hurt and happy
with a singer´s vanity

now everything seems like a myth
the strength that i have performed with
two thousand stairs and there´s no lift
gonna get to the top and there´s no if
what´s for me when i get there
is it just wheelchairs and grey hair
and never was one letter sent
i told the truth but told it bent
that´s the custom that´s the law
but don´t ask me the reason for
i´m just a boy in love with you
i´m rejected by the things you do
people say i got no sense
but i´m waiting for an audience with you