make my bed out of wonder bread
spread some mustard upon my head
i don´t want no onions or sauerkraut, mamma
hold on to the bun baby, work it on out.

i´m a chili dog
i guess you guessed by now
sure ´nuf i´m a chili dog, baby (you and me)
delicious!

don´t get jealous
better not up and get over zealous (watch out now y´all).
come on now fellas,
pass me down the relish.

don´t read no ann landers
just can´t feed me no colonel sanders
i ain´t trying to fool us
don´t bring home no orange julius.

gotta have--one more time--get on down again
woh, woh, chili dog, baby
yes indeed, i want a chili dog, yeh
talkin´ about stone delicious
good for you too!