(bob mcdill/roger murrah)

i got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark
i don´t ever use it anyway
don´t think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging
is all i want to do these days
they oughta make a plan, get a research grant
and study me around the world
i know it´s bizarre, got my brain in a jar
ever since i learned about girls

it was a stormy night in georgia when i was born
daddy´s greatest expectations in bodily form
teacher said i had the brightest future she´d ever seen
but their hopes all ended the day i turned fourteen

i got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark
i don´t ever use it anyway
don´t think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging
is all i want to do these days
they oughta make a plan, get a research grant
and study me around the world
i know it´s bizarre, got my brain in a jar
ever since i learned about girls

momma called the state hospital to send a doctor down
she said doctor all he ever does is follow girls around
well they looked inside my head and what´cha think they saw
doctor said there ain´t nothing in here at all

i got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark
i don´t ever use it anyway
don´t think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging
is all i want to do these days
they oughta make a plan, get a research grant
and study me around the world
i know it´s bizarre, got my brain in a jar
ever since i learned about girls

i know it´s bizarre, got my brain in a jar
ever since i learned about girls