here we go again, it´s monday at last,
he´s heading for the waterloo line.
to catch the 8am fast, its usually dead on time,
hope it isn´t late, got to be there by nine.
pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie,
stops off at the corner shop, to buy the times
´good morning smithers-jones´
´how´s the wife and home?´
´did you get the car you´ve been looking for?´ (repeat)
let me get inside, let me take control of you,
we could have some good times,
all this worry will get you down,
i´ll give you a new meaning to life - i don´t think so.
sitting on the train, you´re nearly there
you´re a part of the production line,
you´re the same as him, you´re like tin-sardines,
get out of the pack, before they peel you back.
arrive at the office, spot on time,
the clock on the wall hasn´t yet struck nine.
´good morning smithers-jones´,
´the boss wants to see you alone´.
´i hope its the promotion you´ve been looking for´ (repeat)
´come in smithers old boy´
´take a seat, take the weight off your feet´.
´i´ve some news to tell you´
´there´s no longer a position for you´ -
´sorry smithers-jones´.
put on the kettle to make some tea
it´s all a part of feeling groovy
put on your slippers turn on the tv
it´s all a part of feeling groovy
it´s time to relax now you´ve worked your arse off
but the only one smilin´ is the sun tanned boss
work and work and work and work til you die
cause there´s plenty more fish in the sea to fry.