gulp gulp gulp i want to drink more beer until i puke drink drank punk i´m so cool i can drink so much i can drink more than you drink drank punk met a girl at the bar oh she was a 10 at 2:00 i gave her four star oh i took her home she spent the night oh at 10:00 am she was a fright some old guy bought me some alcohol we got drunk at the mall drink drank punk mom´s gonna get us at the mall oh in a drunken stupor hope i don´t fall oh i could chew on a big wad of gum oh mom won´t notice, she´s old and dumb drink drank punk