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did you ever hear the one about...

oh, god i love myself
when i´ve got it on
i know i´ll live forever babe
all my fears are gone

then suddenly i´m dying
they turned the laugh track off
i´m drowning in the silence
crucified by coughs

oh, i am the laugh man
half clown and half man
half out and half in, oh mister can´t you see?
i´m s´posed to leave you laughing, so why don´t you laugh at me?

i started out my starvin´
desperate for money
my belly crackin´ dirty jokes
that did not come out funny
my neck stuck out so far
like a gawky giraffe
screamin´ on a guillotine
"come on, sucker, laugh!"

i am the guy who always catches the pie
i specialize in pratfalls
i am the goon who flashes the moon
a mouse in a house of catcalls

i´m your jester your juggler
your joker your friend
i´m nothing more or less
than a horse´s nether end!

my ego is a bubble
that i realize just broke
and alone without a microphone
my real life´s a joke

did you ever hear the one about...