combat chuck þarký sözü

a real life superhero.
he´s got the holy ghost.
he´s either praising jesus,
or he´s making toast.
ain´t got no superpowers,
ain´t got no giant brain,
but he would try and help you,
if he heard you call his name.
there´s some kids there in some trouble,
need a pepsi on the double.
then he shouts, not so quiet,
"would you like regular or diet?"
found a campsite for some kids,
by the stage is what he did.
people ask why he´s so nice,
he wants to be like jesus christ.

whenever you´re in trouble,
whenever you´re in need,
combat chuck will help you,
he nearly runs with speed.
he´s on the ball to save the masses,
got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses.
his head is bald, he shaved it shiny.
kicks the devil in his hiney.
people ask why he´s so nice,
he wants to be like jesus christ.