you shouldn´t call the doctor þarký sözü

(wilko johnson)

girls if your heart is feeling sore
call the doctor and he´ll fix it for sure
i´ll be over right away but you might find you have to pay
for a private consultation and a guaranteed cure

when you´re dying of a dreadful disease
you don´t worry ´bout the medical fees
and it´s too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind
and your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees

i´ll cuddle up beside you for a start
and listen to the beating of your heart
and then he´ll take you gently by the hand
and ask you when the trouble first began
and then he´ll look down deep into your eyes
and if your temperature continues to rise
there´s only one way to make it stop
i´ll have to prescribe the strongest medicine i´ve got

if this doesn´t cure you it´ll kill
but i know it´s going to give you a thrill
and now i´ve come across don´t complain about the cost
you shouldn´t call the doctor if you can´t afford the bills

i´ll cuddle up beside you for a start
and listen to the beating of your heart
and then he´ll take you gently by the hand
and ask you when the trouble first began
and then he´ll look down deep into your eyes
and if your temperature continues to rise
there´s only one way to make it stop
i´ll have to prescribe the strongest medicine i´ve got

if this doesn´t cure you it´ll kill
but i know it´s going to give you a thrill
and now i´ve come across don´t complain about the cost
you shouldn´t call the doctor if you can´t afford the bills