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it was a terrible day. my legs felt like four pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag. i didnt know what to do. my eyes were bloodshot, and actually my legs were bloodshot as well. it was strange, but i was happy. i got into my car. i decided i was going to leave the city. gonna go south, gonna have a holiday.

so i got in my car and i wondered why it wasnt running and then i realized i didnt have any keys. so i went in the house, found my keys, came back out, started the car, and drove down the highway.

the highway shimmered like black incense on the bald head of a buddhist monk. i drove down the highway and i got to that big city of miami. the steaming, seedy city - the city thats so seedy, the have trees there. well i went into the nearest hotel and i went up to the door and i said, "id like a room." then i realized i was outside and i had to go inside. so i went inside and i walked up to the desk and i said, "id like a room, please."

they said allright, and they gave me a key. then i turned around, and there waiting for me was the concierge.

concierge! (repeated many times)

well he looked at me, then i looked at him, then he looked back at me, and then i took a putty knife and i rubbed it against his cheeks in a very provocative way. and he turned around and said, "follow me."

so i followed him up the stairs. i went to my room. he opened the door for me, and then he hit me in the back of the head with a big silver shovel. i said, "whats that about?"

he said, "you get it free with the room." who was i to argue?

and i went in. my whole room was covered with soap. little soaps, all over the room, everywhere! in the bed, on the ceiling, everywhere! i said, "whats with the soap?"

and he says, "what, you dont like soap?"

i said, "no, ill take it, thanks."

he left the room, and then gave me a stare that almost turned my blood to blood. anyway, i lay down on the bed, and it was a hot day so i was tossing and turning, and tossing and turning. and then the soap started to lather up and lather up! and i was gonna die! i was gonna suffocate! so i called the front desk, and they sent up the concierge!

concierge! (repeated many times)

well he looked at me up and down, and he looked at me like i was four pounds of shit in a two- pound bag. and i looked back at him like he was four pounds of shit in a four-pound bag. and then he looked at me like i was six pounds of shit in a pound-and-a-half-bag. and i looked at him like he was 18 kilograms of shit in a thimble. and then i stabbed him in the face. and then he bit my head off and put it in a bag. and thats when i fell in love with the concierge.

concierge! (repeated many times)

now we live in a small beach house on a small beach on long island - its a long, small island, but i love it well. and he loves me well. and sometimes we take a trip down the highway thats glistening like a buddhist monk with incense ablaze, and we think of the day we first met - me, and the concierge.



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corky and the juice pigs en ok okunan 10 arks

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3. freaks
4. psycho
5. basketball ass
6. todd
7. pandas
8. ed
9. doubt
10. when the moon

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