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in his hands sat a tiny abyssinian
as he stood at his live-in lovers door
he said "im keeping it. lets call it gilligan."
and he handed her the cat and he said nothing more
and she thought, "oh god, a cat. i hate cats,
and this one hes calling gilligan, how disgustingly cute

id like to send him nad his little buddy gilligan
on a three hour tour."
he said, "ill take full responsibility.
ill even feed it everyday."
"cats" he said "are independent creatures."
but she wound up caring for the damn thing anyway.

but she will not clean the litter box
she wont go near it at all,
and she doesnt like animals that try to scratch her eyes out,
and she doesnt deal with fur balls.
and the litter box sits,
and the litter box sits,
and the little cat...sits in the litter box

one day, the whole thing grew too much for her,
it was a hot and humid august day
she approached the litter box with a great deal of trepidation
(and a can of lysol)
looked at it and said "no way"

but she will not clean the litter box
she wont go near it at all
and she doesnt like animals that try to scratch her eyes out,
and she doesnt deal with those pesky fur balls
and the litter box sits,
and the litter box sits,
and the little cat...shits
(okay, i said it, are you happy now?)

one day she came home from the office,
to find a cold and empty flat
he took the tv, the furniture, the stereo they bought together,
the microwave and the cat
but he left her the litter box
and to this day its still lying there
it serves as a monument to their relationship
its an appropriate souvenir
and the litter box sits
and the litter box sits,
and the litter box sits



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camille west en ok okunan 10 arks

1. viagra in the waters
2. candidates wifes rag
3. im dyslexic
4. the viennese drinking song ode to freud
5. its hell to be psychic
6. save the snail
7. mother tongue
8. getting raptured
9. laff ladies against fanny floss
10. that reindeer can play guitar


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