i´m dyslexic þarký sözü

i was only seven
when i learned how to read
i got the education
every child is guaranteed
we read around the classroom
teacher hollered "next!"
i was only comfortable
when reading hebrew text
i´m dyslexic and i´m mad
d-a-m

well i met a boy named otto
i loved him for his name
?cause backwards and forwards
it always looks the same
he took me to a musical
i gave him such a hug
i said "what a great production of
annie get your nug"
i´m dyslexic and i´m mad
d-a-m

backwards forwards sideways
up and down and down and out
it´s all so topsy turvy
it makes me want to shout

"is there anybody out there
who could lift this mental fog?"
i may not be religious
but i do believe in dog

driving down the highway
on a dark and stormy night
i hit the left hand signal
of course i headed right
a cop gave me a ticket
and what was even worse
when i went to pull away from him
i threw it in reverse
tish happens
d-a-m

some folks think it´s a handicap
but i think that they´re wrong
?cause i get the backwards lyrics
in those heavy metal songs
internet connections and pet psychology
the timer on the vcr
they all make sense to me
i´m dyslexic
hot damn!
m-a-d
i´m dyslexic
and i´m mad
d-a-m