what the hell happened to me þarký sözü

performed by adam sandler
transcribed by drkxpacdx.
hey you guys, i just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and i hope you had as much fun as i did and here´s one last little diddy just for you.
i used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,
eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade
but now i´m only happy when i´m drinking j.d.
what the hell happened to me?
i used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend billy
and mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly
but now i only get excited when i see a girl pee
what the hell happened to me?
i used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood
i only did the things that momma said i should
but now i just do whatever i want
i even whipped it out in a restaurant
i used to help clean the park in the middle of town
and then played kickball til the sun went down
but now all i do is get vd,
what the hell happened to me?
it makes no sense
i can´t believe i ended on me
i´m out of my gourd
won´t somebody please, help me?
a do-do-do-do doo a do-do waa do-do-we-oh
i´m kind of a wierdo