the excited southerner orders a meal şarkı sözü

performed by adam sandler and jon
contributed by chris durkin
adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
diner.
waiter: hi, what can i get you today?
excited southerner: hi, how are you...i was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,
the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...i
saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...i´m watching my
weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead
of fried, i ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the
may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that´s, could bring out a separate
plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate
special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-
waiter: i´ll come back when you´re ready.
excited southerner: hoooo...