the cheerleader þarký sözü

performed by adam sandler and steve koren

[sound of pom-poms]
cheerleader: [with annoying feminine voice] "ok you guys, let´s hear some spirit!"
[performing cheer]
cheerleader: "united, we are united.. we´ll be ´cause we´re the tigers, we´re out for vic-tor-y - yeah!"
[no response]
cheerleader: "come on you guys! i wanna hear you!"
[still no response]
cheerleader: "come on! the girls volleyball team´s got a big game tonight! and we´re gonna win ´cause we´re the -"
guy in crowd: "sit down!"
cheerleader: "you guys are assholes!" [whining] "you think this is easy being a cheerleader!? let´s see you come down here and try it!"
guy: "shut up!"
cheerleader: "you´re the one who should be shutting up! this is my senior year of cheerleading and you´re ruining it! i paid for my pom-poms with my own money." [half-crying]
guy: "you suck!"
cheerleader: [hurt] "i was gonna do a split for you guys, but now i´m not gonna cuz you guys don´t appreciate anything."
[something hurled and hit cheerleader]
cheerleader: "owwww! who threw that!? i´m gonna get a bruise now! i hate my school!" [whining]
[crowd cheering softly in background]
guy: "we´re sorry."
[pause]
guy: "just kidding, you suck!"
cheerleader: [half-crying] "ahhaw..no..."