teenage love on the phone þarký sözü

performed by adam sandler and allen covert
richie: "so ya doin´ good?"
samantha: "ya, i´m fine, how ´bout you?"
richie: "how good could i be? i haven´t seen you in three hours."
samantha: "ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dad´s down the hall, and he doesn´t want me on the phone. so if i hang up on you, it´s just because he´s coming."
richie: "ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi..."
[she hangs up phone]
[phone rings]
richie: "hello?"
samantha: "sorry, i thought he was coming."
richie: "that´s ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet
samantha: "umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights."
richie: "well that´s ok, i´ll come by and get you. lets say around..."
[she hangs up phone]
richie: "come on.."
[phone rings]
richie: "hey."
samantha: "sorry. i guess he was just going to the bathroom."
richie: "that´s ok. well look, uh.. what was i saying? oh yeah, should i pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
[she hangs up the phone again]
richie: "give me a break..."
[phone rings]
richie: "hello."
samantha: "sorry. it was just my dog."
richie: "hey, what´s your dad´s problem anyways!? why can´t we talk?"
samantha: "he just thinks i´m on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, i gotta go."
richie: "don´t hang up!"
samantha: "richie, i can´t talk!"
richie: "no, i´m sick of this! put your dad on the phone! i wanna talk to him."
samantha: "it´s not my dad."
richie: "what? well, who´s there? why can´t you talk?"
samantha: "uh, just look richie, someone is here."
richie: "who´s there? is it a guy!?"
samantha: "richie!"
richie: "i knew it! i´ll kill him! put him on the phone!"
samantha: "oh.. it´s just.. hold on."
[hands phone to guy]
richie: "hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samantha´s my girl!
you´d better stay away from her or i´ll make you wish you were never born!"
buffoon: "fuckin´ shit!"
richie: "yeah, fuckin´ shit is right buddy! don´t think i´m kidding around, man! i´m crazy! i´ll smash your head in! i swear to god!"
buffoon: "one time i saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button."
richie: "yeah, well that´s too bad! but i´m still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
[richie slams down phone]
samantha: "what happened? was he mad?"
buffoon: "my neighbor´s dog has a four inch clit!"
samantha: "oh buffoon, you´re the coolest." [whispering] "i love you..."