four years old þarký sözü

performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburg
hey
why´d you wake me from my nap?
i´m not in the mood
to play your games
or sit on your lap
you
where´s my yankees drinking glass?
i want some juice
and i want it now
so you better move your ass
and feel bad for me
´cuz i´m just getting over a cold
i´m four years old!
i´m four years old!
i´m four years old!
somebody better tie my shoes!
now
i run down the hall
i scream and i yell
and i cry ´cuz i fell
bring the rubbing alcohol
outside
i get mud on my shoe
i come back in the house
i get it on the rug
the cleanging´s up to you
and i won´t take a bath
unless you make me spaghetti-o´s
i´m four years old!
i´m four years old!
i´m four years old!
mommy reads to me at night
charlie and the chocolate factory
well
i can´t have a job
and i can´t go to school
if no grownups are around
i can´t go near the pool
i´m not alowed to climb
my neighbor´s apple tree
i´m not allowed to sit
too close to the tv
i don´t know how to drive
and i don´t know how to spell
but if i hear my brother cursing
i do know how to tell
´cuz he made me eat some bread
that was covered in mold
i´m four years old!
i´m four years old!
i´m four years old!
i just threw up on my grandmother