crazy love þarký sözü

performed by adam sandler and lisa mordente
transcribed by the brave raven.
adam: you don´t mind that i think everybody´s a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
lisa: and you don´t mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and i also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
adam: and you don´t care that i collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they´re alive and think i´m a famous football player
lisa: and you don´t have a problem with me when i follow people i´ve never met before and force them to look at the portrait of neil diamond i have tattooed on my back
adam: it´s very pretty, baby
both:
well you must have been sent from above
you´re all that i can think of
you´re just as psychotic as me
my crazy love
adam: well it never bothers you when i wear my snowsuit to bed every night and i make you speak in tongues to me until i fall asleep
lisa: blah bloo blah bloo bloo
adam: thank you
lisa: and you don´t make fun of me ´cause i still make out with my stepfather and i also tell everyone i was on a ufo for two and a half years
adam: i believe you sugarpie
both:
´cause our love is right on track
i´m yours, your mine it´s a fact
don´t forget to take your prozac
my crazy love
adam: well yesterday i tickled a man who wasn´t even there
lisa: oh three days before that i ran down the street in my wonder woman underwear
adam: i didn´t care babe i know i never had a job ´cause i´m afraid to talk to people ´cause i know that they´re all robots who are seeking information
lisa: they can´t fool you sweetheart and i know that you know that i´m the one who burned my cousin chester´s house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
adam: i ain´t no fink, dollface
both:
´cause we know that it´s true
only i could love you
we both eat with our hands
my crazy love
lisa: my crazy, crazy love
(spoken to end)
adam: oh i wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
lisa: i feel the same way would you throw some macaroni on me?
adam: oh yeah, here you go
(splurt)