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we gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin´ playa that ain´t with us no mo.
yeah, notorious b.i.g.
hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin´.
yeah, tupac shakur.
nah bitch, i´m talkin´?bout motherfuckin´ falco and shit.
what? falco?

rock me amadeus
rock me amadeus
rock me amadeus
rock me amadeus

tried to o.d. on the cold-eeze
"golden girls" got me "sweatin´ to the oldies"
hanging out like double ds sip long island iced teas
wrote to mayor mccheese "send a shamrock shake please!"
three o´ clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders
rather tape the weather channel so that i can watch it later
reruns of rerun so "what´s happening?"
dee´s knocked up and rog on crack again
deep throat a whole nutty buddy
make whoopie to a batch of silly putty
make a spam and colgate sandwich and ate it
go through "national geographic" and draw panties on the natives
so i like to dance naked in front of my pets
but my cat was inattentive so i sent him u.p.s.
playin´ spin the bottle with my mom
i watch "cops" with no pants on

must´ve blown a fuse nothing´s going on
lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
buggin´ out like tori spelling´s eyes
deader than the parents on a "party of five"
luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
not going nowhere slim chance we will
less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
dick around like frankie goes to hollywood

relax don´t do it when you wanna go to it
relax don´t do it when you wanna cum
relax don´t do it when you wanna go to it
relax don´t do it when you wanna cum

nowhere to go i can´t wake up late
just sit around and wait for my old spice to activate
stalemate jailbait in "my so-called life" imprisonment
amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn´t it?
i like to pretend i´m speed reading
never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
don´t need a shower today just some brut by faberge
smell the ass of my jeans clean they´ll do another day
and i recycle i sniff my own farts
i dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
i mean i might as well be listenin´ to journey
givin´ myself a mullet hook the flowbee to the kirby
make a prank call pretendin´ i´m a mime
get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
sent a letter in the mail in braille to johnny quest
send me back my etch-a-sketch

must´ve blown a fuse nothing´s going on
lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
buggin´ out like tori spelling´s eyes
deader than the parents on a "party of five"
luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
not going nowhere slim chance we will
less hip than bo jackson, bored like wood
dick around like frankie goes to hollywood

relax don´t do it when you wanna go to it
relax don´t do it when you wanna cum
relax don´t do it when you wanna go to it
relax don´t do it when you wanna cum

i´m mighty tighty whitey and i´m smugglin´ plums
when you wanna cum
i´m mighty tighty whitey and i´m smugglin´ plums
when you wanna cum
i´m mighty tighty whitey and i´m smugglin´ plums
when you wanna cum
i´m mighty tighty whitey and i´m smugglin´ plums
when you wanna cum

yo yo yo yo yo! what it is motherfuckers?
aw shit, here comes pac-man.
hey pac-man, what´s up?
me you bitches! i´m high on crack! wanna freebase?
no pac-man drugs are bad!
nope can´t help you man.
pussies. whoa! holy shit!

must´ve blown a fuse nothing´s going on
lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
buggin´ out like tori spelling´s eyes
deader than the parents on a "party of five"
luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
not going nowhere slim chance we will
less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
dick around like frankie goes to hollywood

relax don´t do it when you wanna go to it
relax don´t do it when you wanna cum
relax don´t do it when you wanna go to it
relax don´t do it when you wanna cum

holy macaroni
holy macaroni
holy macaroni
holy macaroni