legend in my spare time þarký sözü

ashes to ashes and funks to funky
daddy long legs is a mean ass honky
and jimmy pop ain´t no heiny hobbit gaybe
ain´t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
cause i´m the loch ness the loch ness the loch ness monster
jerry´s kids are knockin´ at my door, "could you be a sponsor?"
tiny bubbles in my tub pull my finger lawrence welk
if you wanna look like rocky dennis better drink your milk
when i´m feeling oriental i gotta rub my chin
gonna hold my water in like i´m gunga din
so have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles
you get on my case like the rockford files
crazy eddie in the slammer cause he´s giving it all away
john boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
no rhyme no reason no job no class
and we don´t go near the ghetto cause they´d shoot our ass
go go yeah yeah huh what?
i´m a legend in my spare time
if you ain´t ever been to the suburbs
don´t ever come to the suburbs
cause you wouldn´t understand the suburbs
cause i´m a huskin´ a huskin´ a huskin´ your corn
i´m as deep as the plot to a gay porn
so uh-oh spaghettios i forgot to hide away the body
i know that she´s a hotty but damn that girl could party
so come to me momma it ain´t no crime
i´m the skilled love doctor growlin´, "what´s your sign?"
i did the flamin´ waffle with ho chi min
your girl´s a dollar bill we don´t know where she´s been
j.f.k.´s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
barbara eden in the bottle and now i´m gonna guzzle
you´re too what? shy shy huh what?
hush hush yea? i knew why
cause we´re playing the palladium you can´t get on star search
daddy legs standing tall he can do the funky lurch
and jimmy jimmy pop is short for jimmy jimmy popular
you know i know you know your not the tough guy that you thought you were
go go yeah yeah huh what?
i´m a legend in my spare time
cause i wopbobaloobop
ha cha cha chatch
come lick my balls
vive la my crotch
cause your daddy thinks i´m lazy your momma thinks i´m crazy
but neither of them know that you are carrying my baby
and i´m the amos i´m the andy i´m the sticky aunt jemammy
i gave you mouth to mouth like resuscitation annie
it takes two of us to do this like dean martin jerry lewis
and your throat is swollen gloryholen´ ya blew us
george burns´ pacemaker beats steady slow and low
that´s why we got more hits then a dealer at a dead show
go go yeah yeah huh what?
i´m a legend in my spare time