christmas comes just once a year (i got a baby doll)
with all its yuletide joy and cheer (i got a football)
but there´s one thing i´d like to say...
is that i hate christmas day (i got a rock!)

it´s time for everybody to have a christmas party
everyone but me i´ll step outside boycott your office party
no secret santa for me
mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway

cuz i don´t wanna go, where happy days are snow
i´d rather stay where frosty melts in the sun
july 4 parade
a lynchburg lemonade
an alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

chorus
deck the halls with bells of holly
´tis the season to be jolly but,
i hate christmas i´m glad it only comes one time a year

its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping
everyone but me i´ll stay inside
no presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
and it makes my gifts so easy to hide i don´t wanna go where shopping lines are slow
i rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
a bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
an alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

chorus
deck the halls with bells of holly
´tis the season to be jolly but,
i hate christmas i´m glad it only comes one time a year

it was the night before christmas and all through the house
all the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout
i woke from my sleep, heard ´here comes the boom´
i knew that santa would be comin´ soon
on dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen
i yelled ´shut up ya´ll,´ but they wouldn´t listen
and then he came down with his belly of jello
he says "where the ladies at cuz i´m a real jolly fellow"
then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night

chorus
deck the halls with bells of holly
´tis the season to be jolly but,
i hate christmas i´m glad it only comes one time a year

chorus
deck the halls with bells of holly
´tis the season to be jolly but,
i hate christmas i´m glad it only comes one time a year

cuz i hate christmas, i´m glad it only comes one time a year

cuz i hate christmas, i´m glad it only comes one time a year