post nuclear talking blues þarký sözü

i don´t have the magnetism of a national hero
i´m not desperate enough to
carry ´round a bomb in a bag
and i hate to clean up behind my dog
he´s a pretty big guy and he eats like a hog
i never quite get that haircut they have in the window
i better give myself a talking to
i better work out what i´m going to do
maybe get myself a wife
better get myself a life
instead of these post nuclear talking blues
when i go to the store
the express line gets derailed
i know that none of my batteries were included
i fall down every time i drink
i wash and all my whites turn pink
and i always come home with someone else´s pants
i better give myself a talking to
i better work out what i´m going to do
maybe get myself a wife
better get myself a life
instead of these post nuclear talking blues
the rain won´t worry a drowning man
until his feet ar eon dry land
he won´t even care if his best shoes are full of sand
whenever my flight touches down
my bags are in a different town
and the customs men like to get intimate with me
i better give myself a talking to
i better work out what i´m going to do
maybe get myself a wife
better get myself a life
instead of these post nuclear talking blues
and that´s all