sittin´ in your front yard, drinkin´ lemonade
suburban life, a pretty wife
you think you´ve got it made
but you don´t know, what´s in store
for you and your family
i´m movin´ in, right next door, won´t you welcome me
it´s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
and i hope i didn´t ruin your day
won´t you be my neighbor
i brought my life, my ugly wife
my dirty dog with fleas
my kid´s a punk, and i´m a drunk
this i´m sure you´ll see
yeah you don´t know, what it´s like, to live in misery
welcome to, home sweet hell
dissatisfaction guaranteed
it´s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
and if i could i surely would
invite you in and say
won´t you be my neighbor
won´t you be my neighbor
won´t you be my neighbor
won´t you be my neighbor
c´mon i don´t think you´ll find
a place to live in peace of mind
you´re gonna live in misery
when you´re livin´ next to me
it´s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
raaaah! won´t you be my, won´t you be my
funky neighbor
well i drink, and i stink, i smoke, yeah i´m a joke
i try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa
and you should know by now you´re never gonna forget, a-aaa
now i know just what you´re thinkin´
it could be out ´n´ you´re drinkin´
so don´t you knock it until you try it
it could be you in a little while
i hope i didn´t ruin your day
it´s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
i dig your wife, she sure is good
it´s a beautiful day in the neighboorhoor... ha, ha, ha