the fez þarký sözü

hello, colin; it´s the fez!

who has angered the volcano god? (x4)
you have angered the volcano god!

i´d like to help you son, but you smell like a goat
(ha ha ha ha)

chonga the goat-boy´s in the village again (x2)
he´s frightening the women and he´s raping the men because
chonga the goat-boy´s in the village again!

excuse me while i puke and die
(ha ha ha ha)

know what pisses me off, huh? you know what
what really gets me mad in this life?
it´s the goddamn periodic table of elements.
they´ve got 109 or so naturally occuring elements.
then they´ve got 10 or 11 of these
non-naturally occuring man-made elements.
they give them names like einsteinium,
californium, and nobelium.
and what i want to know is
if they´re man-made
just how the _hell_ can they be elements, huh?

know what´s bothering my mind?

there´s a time for taking
and a time for giving
but ripping off the butthole surfers
is how we make our living
(ha ha ha ha)