bitchin´ camaro þarký sözü

- hey jack, what´s happenin´?
- i don´t know.
- well uh, rumour around town says you mighht be thinkin´ ´bout goin´ down to
the shore.
- uh, yeah, i think i´m gonna go down to thhe shore.
- whadda ya gonna do down there?
- uh, i don´t know, p-play some video gamess, buy some def leppard t-shirts.
- don´t forget your motley crue t-shirt; y´´know all proceeds go to get their
lead singer out a´ jail.
- uh huh.
- can´t wait to go down. hey uh, were ya goonna check out the sand bar while
you´re down there?
- uh, what´s the sand bar?
- ah, it´s a place that lets sixteen year-oold kids drink.
- ah, cool.
- ya hey, guess who´s gonna be there?
- uh, who?
- my favourite cover band, crystal ship.
- wow.
- yeah, they do a doors show, you´d be reallly impressed, in fact, it goes a
little like this:

love me two times baby
love me twice today
love me two times girl
cause i got aids
love me two times baby,
once for tomorrow,
once cause i got aids

- uh...
- pretty good jim morrison impersonation thhere. i hope those guys have a
good sense a´ humour and don´t take us into court.
- uh, what´s the court?
- never mind that, the important thing heree...
- you mean the people´s court.
- the... now, that´s another story. the impportant thing here is that we get
to the part where you ask me how i´m gonna get down to the shore.
- oh, how you gettin´ down to the shore?
- funny you should ask, i´ve got a car now..
- ah wow, how´d ya get a car?
- oh, my folks drove it up here from the baahamas.
- you´re kidding!
- i must be, the bahamas are islands. okay,, the important thing here is
that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
- uh uh, what kinda car do ya´ got?
- i´ve got a bitchin´ camaro...

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bitchin´ camaro, bitchin´ camaro!
i ran over my neighbors
bitchin´ camaro, bitchin´ camaro!
now i´m in all the papers

my folks bought me a bitchin´ camaro
with no insurance to match
so if i happen to run you down
please don´t leave a scratch

i ran over some old lady
one night at the county fair
and i didn´t get arrested
because my dad´s the mayor

bitchin´ camaro, bitchin´ camaro!
donuts on your lawn
bitchin´ camaro, bitchin´ camaro!
tony orlando and dawn

when i drive past the kids
they all spit and cuss
cause i´ve got a bitchin´ camaro
and they have to ride the bus

so you´d better get out of my way
when i come through your yard
cause i´ve got a bitchin´ camaro
and an exxon credit card

bitchin´ camaro, bitchin´ camaro!
hey man where ya headed?
bitchin´ camaro, bitchin´ camaro!
i´m drunk on unleaded!