(heaton/rotheray)
this is the awards for industry and free enterprise
so let me sit you down and tell you how i won first prize
i took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops
walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot

so i´ve come for my award, i´ve come for my award
i thought i´d come in person that´s the least i can afford
let hands be shook
champagne poured
sentence ignored
yes. i´ve come for my award

this is the awards for industry and free enterprise
anyone want a gold watch in a ladies´ size?
there´s a few more round the back
i stole them from your shop
we´ve got no more in silver, that´s all that you´d got

so i´ve come for my award, i´ve come for my award
i thought i´d come in person that´s the least i can afford
let hands be shook
champagne poured
sentence ignored
yes. i´ve come for my award

i chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye
a thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky
but they didn´t see me pinch them from underneath their eyes

so i´ve come for my award, i´ve come for my award
i thought i´d come in person that´s the least i can afford
let hands be shook
champagne poured
sentence ignored
yes. i´ve come for my award
jesus was my greatest accomplice
jesus was my greatest accomplice
jesus was my greatest accomplice
yes, i´ve come for my award

hairdryer, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot
video, compact disc, there´s nothing we forgot
whilst i was busy smiling my father got the lot
i´ve come for my award