(heaton/rotheray)
close your legs, open your mind
leave those compliments well behind
dig a little deeper into yourself
and you may find

come over here just sit right down
needn´t comb your hair, needn´t pout or frown
i hear you´ve turned our young men
into dribbling clowns

36d so what (d) so what
is that all that you´ve got?
36d so what (d) so what
is that all that you´ve got?

make their day and go ahead
remove your clothes lie on their bed
just a last gasp chance or an outside bet
to the easily led

and before you do just what you do
here´ one thought for you to chew
the men who run the business that you sell
they screw you too

36d so what (d) so what
is that all that you´ve got?
36d so what (d) so what
is that all that you´ve got?

you´re just another 365 night stand
but you´re so handy, you´re so handy
you cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land
but you´re so handy, you´re so handy

your picture´s hanging pretty on the squaddies´ walls
you´re steven´s, andy´s, you´re ian´s, you´re paul´s
your body´s through of fondly in the rugby mauls
but you want more

36d so what (d) so what
is that all that you´ve got?

36d so what (d) so what
is that all that you´ve got?

36d so what (d) so what
is that all that you´ve got?

36d so what (d) so what
is that all that you´ve got?
he was trying to save his job
he was, he was trying to save his job.