(arduser/belew/fetters/nyswonger)

you don´t retain your calm
either you´re an anvil
or sell me your aunt
and your car is almost gone
figure it out

my bag´s against the wall
you knocked me up,
you didn´t knock me out
and i´m god about to brawl
figure it out

talk beheads the cat
shoes off the couch
or i catch a rat
but i´ll rent you a riot hat
figure it out

my bulk´s across the mall
a wounded ham was an animal
and i´ve got a bout of gall
figure it out

my back´s against the wall
figure it out
and i´m not about to crawl
figure it out