i´m having a conversation with some friends i know
somebody i agree with no matter where i go
somebody i never have to wait for or try to read their minds
somebody i never have to say, "are you having a good time?"
here´s to the perfect evening with me, myself and i

we´ll go pick out a movie and we´ll all choose the same one
we´ll share the same opinions after the feature´s done
then we´ll discuss our future plans and we´ll all just ride the fence
and we´ll all agree that we´re the only ones left here with any common sense
here´s to stayin´ inside with me, myself and i

i get so tired of all this ´me or you or me or you´
i got better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

so i asked myself, "what do you think?" and he said, "don´t ask me"
he´ll just take both sides of any point eventually
then we´ll have to sit here and try to compromise
till we´re all too god damned tired for anyone to decide
here´s to getting no where with me, myself and i

i get so tired of all this ´me or you or me or you´
i hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

hey big mama, ain´t you got no soul left in those tired bones?
hey big daddy, who you talkin´ to on the bedroom telephone?
hey little mama, i could use some help tryin´ to tear off this disguise
and i ain´t that hard to find with me, myself and i