i spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you´re fat)
it seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you´re fat)
then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep with a whale)
she said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail)

so i went and i looked into the mirror (you looked like a big tub of goo)
and i dreamed of being big and strong (dreaming was the best you could do)
i thought to myself, what would i ask for? (if someone gave you a wish)
i think i´d like to look like my idol (that great big manly dish)

i want to look like arnold schwartzenegger
i don´t want to big fat and big (oh no, oh no)
i want to look like arnold schwartzenegger
i want a manly physique

i put down the cheetos and went and went on a crash diet (carrots were all you ate)
then i found my skin was turning orange (you´re just a big mistake)
then i overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die)
still i want to look like my hero (that great big beefy guy)

i want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
i don´t want to big fat and big (oh no, oh no)
i want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
i want a manly physique

so i got a weight set and some steroids (to make you big and strong)
and i worked out really really hard (but it did not last for long)
i put out my back and the steroids made me sterile (not like it mattered anyway)
and as for looking like my idol (he has one thing to say)

i don´t want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
i don´t mind being fat and big (oh no, oh no)
i don´t want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
it´s easier being fat and lazy

(you´ll never look like arnold schwartzeneggar
you´ll always be fat and big
oh yes, oh yes
you´ll never look like arnold schwartzeneggar
you are fat and ugly.)