i am cow, hear me moo
i weigh twice as much as you
and i look good on the barbecue
yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter´s
made from liquid from my udders
i am cow, i am cow, hear me moo (moo)

i am cow, eating grass
methane gas comes out my ass
and out my muzzle when i belch
oh, the ozone layer is thinner
from the outcome of my dinner
i am cow, i am cow, i´ve got gas

i am cow, here i stand
far and wide upon this land
and i am living everywhere
from b.c. to newfoundland
you can squeeze my teats by hand
i am cow, i am cow, i am cow
i am cow, i am cow, i am cow!