i love you so much i need the heimlich maneuver

the sun goes down on another day
a day where i haven´t found love
i try to eat, but all i taste
is the flavor of a broken heart
then i saw you across the room
i gasp and my breathing stops
my heart´s in my throat, or is it a potato?

i love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver
your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
she´s in my thoughts and it´ll need a jolt to remove her
my love is consumating, while i´m asphyxiating
over her

when i wake up, i´m on the floor
faint, dizzy and alone
my stomach hurts, i think my ribs are cracked
not sure if i´m in a dream
i turn my head, and there you are
i call out and my breathing stops
it´s her again, crushing my esophagus

i love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver
your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
she´s in my thoughts and it´ll need a jolt to remove her
before my expiration, i need resuscitation
mouth to mouth

she throws water on my face, slaps my cheek
helps me back on my stool
she´s a waitress here, but in the night
she´s a student at nursing school
she comes again with a smile and the bill
i pick it up and choke again
she´s charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure

i love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver
your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
she´s in my thoughts and it´ll need a jolt to remove her
for my lasting endurance, i´ll need medical insurance
for my bill
for me to get some peace, i´ll need a tracheotomy
and an airbag