darling for you
i think of what i´d so
to keep you safe and sound
i would climb the highest mountain
i would swim the widest sea
i would wrestle a gorilla to the ground
i would fend off a dozen charging rhinos
i would catch a storm of killer bees
i would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword
if i didn´t know what this could do to me

´cause it´s too dangerous (too dangerous)
i´d really like to do it
but i might get hurt
it´s dangerous (too dangerous)
i don´t feel like bleeding
on my brand new shirt
you might say i´m cowardly
or say i´ll full of fright
you might call me yellow
and baby you´d be right!

so i´d skip across volcanoes full of lava
i´d even grab a tiger by the tail
i would make fun of
a boxing champion´s mother
but my courage and my bowels both would fail
i would fight off a bunch
of angry kosacks
i would stop a thousand
bullets with my hand
i would laugh
as my leg was amputated..
but baby, i´m not that kind of man!

´cause it´s too dangerous (too dangerous)
i use big words
but i never do the deed
it´s dangerous (too dangerous)
i faint like a baby
if i see somebody bleed
i haven´t got a backbone
i´m as timid as a mouse
i would find a cure for this
but i can´t leave the house!

cause it´s dangerous
too dangerous
too dangerous

for meeee! (-this note is held for 25 seconds-)
for meee! (-this note is held for 10 seconds-)
for me. (-this note is held for 2 seconds. then trevor probably passes out-)