it´s christmas in ignace
mommy´s got a rock
she´ll give it to daddy
it´s christmas in ignace (it´s christmas in ignace)
it´s christmas in ignace
daddy´s got a rock
he´ll give it to mommy
it´s christmas in ignace (it´s christmas in ignace)

oh, it´s a jolly time (here in ignace)
as we decorate the christmas rock
it´s a happy time
and if the children are good they´ll get toys to play with
like rocks

it´s christmas in ignace
bob´s got a rock
but he´s gonna keep it
it´s christmas in ignace (it´s christmas in ignace)
it´s christmas in ignace
jill´s got a rock
she gives it to bob
now he´s got two
it´s christmas in ignace (it´s christmas in ignace)

oh, it´s a jolly time
as we sit and watch rocky 1,2,3,4,5
it´s a happy time
except for malcolm
his tongue is stuck to the sign that says,
"welcome to ignace"

it´s christmas in ignace
and all through the houses
not a creature is stirring
except for the rats
that live here in ignace
under the rocks
that are played with by children
and thrown at malcolm
who´s stuck to the sign that says
"welcome to ignace"
it´s christmas in ignace (it´s christmas in ignace)
it´s christmas in ignace (it´s christmas in ignace)
it´s christmas in ignace (it´s christmas in ignace)
oh, yeah!