christmas is here, where did the time go?
got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go
i use to like christmas, but every year it gets worse
gettin´ gift to six billion people is just too much damn work

got the christmas blues, man this job is killin´ me
and most of these stupid new houses don´t even have chimneys

i use to be jolly, now i´m depressed
had a twinkle in my eye, now i´ve got a bullet proof vest
cuz if the pace don´t kill me, some gun totin´ yahoo will
they keep on shootin´ at me like i´m some sort of big fat red criminal

got the christmas blues, i´m starting to see
that i gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies

man, i hate kids, especially their letters
cuz i always give ´em some stuff, man, but they always say they want somethin´ better
well, maybe i´m getting cranky cuz i´m gettin´ old
but i just feel like giving all them stupid little brats great big lumps of coal

i got the christmas blues, man, enough´s enough
next year you can find some other sucker to deliver all this stuff
i got the christmas blues, i tell you, i´m gonna quit
gonna find me a steady job with good benefits

ho ho ho? i don´t think so!