i think i´ve got a crush on celine dion
the way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
there´s something about her makes me want to feed her
and i´d love to be mister celine dion

she´ll sing a song in english, and she´ll sing en francais
both the songs will suck, but i love her anyway
she´s full of emotion, i´m full of devotion
for celine and i´ll be hers someday

oh celine dion, you soft-rock my world
won´t you please be mine celine
i would do anything, if you´d be my girl
oh, be my girl celine
i sent you cards and letters, but you don´t respond
you play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...)
i just wanna say, je aimerez
and i can see your house from my van

oh celine dion, you soft-rock my world
won´t you please be mine celine
i would do anything, if you´d be my girl
oh, be my girl celine

celine celine
her skin´s so soft and clean
just like porcelain
i wish she´d slather me
with a tub of vaseline
(that was a little creepy) i´m sorry, celine
celine celine

celine dion