i´m a shark, i´m a shark,
a killer of the ocean,
i´m a shark, i´m a shark,
and silently i strike.
i´m a shark, i´m a shark,
i´m dumber than a tree,
i only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim,...eat.

(he´s a shark, he´s a shark,)
i was swimming in the ocean,
(he´s a shark, he´s a shark,)
i got picked up by a boat.
a team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,
and now my name is billy, i´m a theme park shark.

billy, the themepark shark,
performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.
billy, the themepark shark,
he looks just like a killer, but he´s too well-fed.

the sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
now it means that it´s time to clean the pool...

i´m a shark, i´m a shark,
i´m swimming in a pool,
i´m a shark, i´m a shark,
i don´t have to fight for food,
i get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend
and i´m the only shark i know who has a dental plan.
who has a dental plan.

(he´s a shark, he´s a shark,)
and i´m a big attraction.
(he´s a shark, he´s a shark,)
they love to watch me jump,
i´ve been the star for years and i´ve never been for sale,
at least until the owners think they need a killer whale.

billy, the themepark shark,
jumping out football nets suspended overhead,
billy, the themepark shark,
he looks just like a killer, but he´s too well-fed.

i´m a shark, i´m a shark,
but i´m not in my natural habitat,
he´s fat and old and lazy,
but i´m happy you´re here.
i really hope these activists don´t free billy,
cuz out there in the wild, i´d be dead.

the sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
now it means that it´s time to clean the pool.

billy, the themepark shark
performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,
billy, the themepark shark,

he looks just like a killer, in the wild, he´d be dead.

oh, billy, (billy) billy, (billy)
the number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.
billy, (billy) billy, (billy)
the poster fish of tourism iowa!