ken: wanna go for a ride?
barbie: sure ken!
ken: well forget it!

chorus (barbie)
i´m an ugly girl
my face makes you hurl
sad i have it
i should bag it
acne everywhere
unwanted facial hair
i´m a relation to frankenstein´s creation

ken: you´re so ugly you disgust me

barbie:
i´m a bland, homely girl
all alone in the world
i´m as flat as a board
thin and lanky

ken:
you´re a dog and a troll
were you hit by a train?
won´t go near you cuz your breath is shtanky

barbie:
don´t get touched
i´m afraid
cuz guys say i´m an eye sore
ooooooooh

chorus

ken: you´re so ugly you disgust me
barbie: boo hoo hoo yeah
ken: you´re so ugly you disgust me
barbie: ooooooh oooooh

barbie: oh let´s go and have some fun!
ken: i´m sorry, but you´re too damn ugly.
barbie: oh screw you ken!