ain´t no fun þarký sözü

the following is a true story
only the names have been changed
to protect the guilty -

well i left my job in my home town
and i headed for the smoke
got a rock ´n´ roll band and a fast right hand
gonna get to the top
nothing´s gonna stop us, no nothing

so if you´ve got the money, we´ve got the sound
you put it up and we´ll put it down
if you got the dollar, we got the song
just wanna boogie woogie all night long
yeh boogie

i got holes in my shoes
i got holes in my teeth
i got holes in my socks
i can´t get no sleep
i´m trying to make a million

and i got patches on the patches
on my old blue jeans
well they used to be blue
when they used to be new
when they used to be clean

but i´ve got a momma whose a hummer
whose keeping me alive
while i´m in the band doing drinking with the boys
she´s working 9 to 5
(she knows her place that woman)

just you wait -
one of these days see me driving round town
in my rock ´n´ rolls royce with the sun roof down
my bottle of booze
no summer time blues
shouting out, "look at me"
in my rock ´n´ roll voice

ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
repeat

"hey hello howard, how you doin´, my next door neighbour?"
"oh yea... get your fuckin´ jumbo jet off my airport"